What Type of Bitch are YOU?

Have you seen this yet?! My friend Veronica posted this link on her gmail status. I'm so glad she did because I probably would not have come across it otherwise. Apparently, it's made its rounds on the internets, so you may or may not have seen it. If you haven't, behold the hilarity of 3rd graders: a list of types of bitches.

Seriously. This is why I freakin' love kids. They're so real, so unforgiving, so I don't give a f*ck. Punk ass kids are the best. Let's be real, you were a punk ass kid once. I know I was. I've talked mad shit back in my day, acting like I could back it up. This list took me back to those punk ass kid days. Please, do yourself a favor and read them all.

{Images via the original post for this list}

I'm gonna go ahead and say that I'm a combination of Bitch #25, #29, #37, #64, and #89. I really do love my hair (Bitch #25), but I only wash it a couple times a week (Bitch #64). I can get pretty cray-cray (Bitch #29). You're lucky if you can get me to wear something other than gym clothes every day (Bitch #37), and hey! I'm a shorty (Bitch #89). These kids were so on point. I love it.

Your turn. Humor me, pleeease. What type(s) of bitch are you?