You tell yourself "no sugar, no dairy, no grains, no fake carbs? NO PROB." Then out of nowhere your mind flips its shit, turns on this evil food switch, and you automatically crave those items that are completely off-limits. For me, it was nachos. Nachos!? No idea why. Perhaps it's the fact that it is currently baseball season. I had this mental image of me sitting at Dodger Stadium holding a giant basket of stale nacho chips smothered with that creepy artificially colored cheese-wannabe stuff. My brain convinced me that it tasted delicious. I needed that experience. Had to stuff my face with junk food.
Now that you think I'm a glutton, I'll go ahead and share how I solved this problem. Allow me to redeem myself?
Step 1: Pork Carnitas
Throw the following into your slow cooker:
- 1.5 to 2 lbs pork shoulder, seasoned generously (we use a Latin dry rub)
- 2 sliced onions
- 2 sliced tomatoes
- a couple crushed garlic cloves
- handful of chopped cilantro
Set it & forget it.
We usually leave our slow cooker running overnight for a good 7 hours. You can't really go wrong with slow cooker pork. The fat just melts off and cooks everything in the pot with it. Sometimes we'll throw in any old veggies we find inside of our fridge with the pork. Anything goes.
Step 2: Plantain Chips
Make sure to use plantains that are not super ripe. The greener, the move savory they will be. The brown, ripe plantains will be sweet. We used a mandoline to get nice, thin slices.
Fill the bottom of your pot with about an inch of olive oil. Once the olive oil gets hot, start throwing in the plantain slices. Try to not let the chips overlap much inside of the oil. Fry them for about 3 minutes per side, or until they are toasted to your liking.
Work in batches. Keeping an eye on the chips to make sure they don't burn is probably the most labor-intensive part of this dish. When they are finished frying, throw them into a colander to dry out.
The chips can be made ahead by 1 or 2 days. We made a ton of these and were eating them for two days straight. Just keep them in the fridge.
Step 3: Assemble!
Gather your plantain chips. Toss them with a pinch of salt.
Place the chips on your plate. Smother them with the carnitas. If you get a lot of carnitas juice over the chips, they may become a bit soggy. But they will still be goooood.
We made this guacamole to use as the creamy element. Trust me, we didn't miss the cheese one bit.

















































